Posted by: jugglinbob | November 17, 2010

USB Devil worshipping terror!

Thanks to Slugboy for the heads up on this!

Apparently an evangelical Christian group in Brazil is forbidding its members to use USB technology as its symbol is in fact “a symbol of the devil”.

In case your browser doesn’t translate the page above automatically – here’s the translation according to Google:

The evangelical cult “Peace Beloved of the Lord” in the interior of Brazil forbids its followers to use any USB technology by contending that it uses a symbol that makes apology to the devil.

According to its founder, the Apostle “Welder Saldanha says that this is just a symbol of Satan, is always present in all Christian homes.

“The symbol of what (name even he likes to say) is a trident, which is used to torture souls go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of this technology pífia are actually worshipers of Satan “- explains the “Apostle.”

Measures were taken so that all the USB connections of his followers were exchanged for common connections and even the Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, as “Blue was the colour of the eyes of our saviour Jesus Christ”.

Lets have a look at the offending symbol:

WikiCommons image

The idea is that this represents The Devil’s Trident.

It’s good to see that the Health and Safety Regulations are being implemented even in Hell as we can see from the two blunted tines of the fork.  Research has shown this to greatly reduce the number of accidental prongings in those surrounding the intended prongee.

One can only assume that they also forgo desserts as dessert forks only have three tines as any well-educated Englishman would tell you…

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